Procrastination

 So. I'm moving to Alabama.. and I had about 12 days to pack up my entire life.

Naurally I started out cocky

Then after awhile...

Then.

On the day before I'm supposed to leave..

You'd think that the thought I have to leave in the morning, would spur me into action..
but no...

And here I am.

Oprah is NOT cool pt 2 " G - Rizzle"

Dedicated to a dear friend :)

If Ronald Mcdonald was a gangster. 

Oprah is NOT cool.

So here I am. Sitting in McDonalds, typing up my blog. Ive been needing to write for awhile, but my life is so stressed I have no idea what to write about!!!

Im pretty positive Mcdonalds is plotting world domination.  They're renovating their stores to look more posh and starbucks-y...they're making coffee (YUM!) and their food is just as addicting as its always been. But!!! DUN DUN DUN. The plot thickens! They've added FREE wi-fi to their list of increasing awesomeness.  Im pretty positive they're going to add a shower in the bathroom so you can eat,sleep and breathe mcdonalds. =O I just came up with a grand IDEA!

Dont ask me why it looks more like a public school than a motel because I dont know :D

 all Im saying is, Mcdonalds would make a killing.... They have food, and a place to sleep.

And half the world is addicted to Mcdonalds...  I should totally pitch this idea to the mcdonalds company!!!

Anyway. It took me ...way too long to draw that  but I had a grand time!

Also. Question.

What man decided it was a fashion statement for him to wear his pants so low he must hold them up by his crotch?



Just had fun drawing it.. and now.. I leave you with this stupid blog post.

Im slipping. Truly Im slipping :(

Unemployment Part 2

Yes, Part two. 
I always thought 'part two' .. or three or four, was always a lame idea, because.. that just tells me that the writer failed to keep  everyones attention in 'part one', therefore having to write a part two so that people would read it just in hopes it'd be better than the first one.

Well. This isn't that writer. Cause I'm the sticky pickle and I'm awesome... in part one, two, three AND four. So SUCK IT.

I haven't had much sleep this past weekend..  So this blog is liable to be long, all over the place, and mildly if not obscenely inappropriate...

I realized it was time for me to write a new blog post, when I stood in the kitchen drinking soda from a can with a straw... for at least 10 minutes.
See?

(note blank stare)

So this is me blogging about how unemployment makes you want to blog about every moment in your life, and everything else that comes to mind!

I was on my way home from Alabama, on Saturday, the afternoon Auburn was playing Carolina... and I was trying to listen to it on the way home.. except.. It kept going in and out.
And when it did that my facial expression changed a lot...

:P

Needless to say, I didn't get to listen to the game =O


oh and I drew a picture for you guys of how I feel about unemployment!!!

In case you cant tell.. it says Unemployment in that little pool...

I'm starting to drown in unemployment....

its..weird..

but it amused me!

Also. Has anyone noticed how common words have become dirty words?

Like, wood?

I saw a sign on the way somewhere that says " We sell wood!"

And I died laughing.

I'm leaving you with that, because. Well. Id end up talking about wood some more if this blog went on, and so I am going to leave you with the pool of unemployment..

Don't drown!

EDIT:

I realize this is a terrible blog post, but I got to draw pictures and talk about wood. Also. Wikipedia is an awesome place to go to if you're bored.. That and Urban Dictionary...Go type in your name and see what your definition is :P

Money Making...

Just a short post to share... 

I MADE 1.21$ ON MY ADS! =O

Granted, I wont get paid until it adds up to 20.00...so.. it may be awhile..but... 1.21 is better than nothing.. and somehow.. I feel strangely rich. Its pretty awesome =D


In other news.. Joanna and I are watching some show on the TV.. and Train is playing that Hey soul sister song...

and theres some lyrics..
"I'm so obsessed, my heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest
I believe in you, like a virgin, you're Madonna, and I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind"


Im sure untrimmed means something other than untrimmed chest hairs...
but thats what I think of...

Its like.
Dude. Trim yo' chest hairs foo'!!!!!

Gross....