Where the question "Why did the chicken cross the road?" came from...

First of all, my apologies for taking so stinking long to repost... wisdom teeth arent as fun as people make them out to be. They're also not very..wise. I'm trying to think of exactly what to tell all of you without making this post really long and really whiny,because let me tell you, I was a HUGE baby last week. NOT entertainment,people!!!
So you'll have to settle for a short blog post about the history of where the question "why did the chicken cross the road?" came from.

An inquisitive girl spots a chicken crossing the road, so she inquires of said chicken...

...The chicken did not reply.

....   and she got run over by  a car.


  and then at her funeral, her friends promised to circulate that question from then on, in her memory. (**inspiring,tearful music**)

Except .... (**record screech**)

Nobody knows the origin anymore, much less her name...


and nobody knows why the chicken crossed the road and personally I dont think anyone really even cares..


The End